I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
"Is Zayn the aboriginal one from Australia?"
tumblr is a lot like singing tbh
yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes
perfect gif is perfect
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
do you think jehovah’s witnesses and mormons ever try to proselytize in the same neighborhood and when they see each other they start doing the west side story tough guy finger snaps