genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

divascreech:

melissa-ayling:

divascreech:

when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move

This is probably the truest post I’ve ever seen. Dicks are gross and they do make me cry.

you misunderstand my passions

inthurnet:

i googled “starbucks australia” under google images 

and i found this