TOUCH ALL THE BUTTS

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention


13/9

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

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